by Lennon/McArtney
G Bm Em Em7 C G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today, oh boy C C/B Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad C F Em Em7 Well i just had to laugh C F Em C I saw the photograph G Bm Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car C C/B Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people stood and stared C F They'd seen his face before Em Em7 C Nobody was really if he was from the House of Lords C N.C. I'd love to turn you on This is where the wierd orchestra bit comes in until.... E Woke up, fell out of bed E D Dragged a comb across my head E B9 Made my way downstairs and drank a cup E B9 And looking up, i noticed i was late E Found my coat and grabbed my hat E D Made the bus in seconds flat E B9 Made my way upstairs and had a smoke E B9 And some body spoke and a fell into a dream C G D A E Ahhhhhhh..... C G D A E Ahhhhhhh..... G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today, oh boy C C/B Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire G Bm Em Em7 And though the holes were rather small C F They had to count them all Em Em7 C now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall C N.C. I'd love to turn you on And the wierd orchestra bit again, ending with about ten piano's all playing an E chord! Worked out and stuff by Phonos the champ (otherwise known as David Corless)[email protected]